Have you illegally invaded another country and waged war?
Do you stand convicted of war crimes? Is there an outstanding warrant for your arrest?
Or are you just an entrepreneur looking for development opportunities in a post-genocide landscape?
Are you mired in legal cases and claims of corruption? Do your own courts want you to stand trial?
Then this is the opportunity for you! The Board of Peace is an exciting new venture you don’t want to miss out on!
Reserve your place today, while seats are still available. And better yet, you can guarantee yourself a permanent place by donating a mere 1 billion dollars to the permanent Chairman of the Board, Donald J. Trump (aka, the official ‘Prince of Peace’ and now proud owner of the Nobel Peace Prize).
Yes, World Peace has never been so close. What a time to be alive.
Alright, I’ll stop the sarcasm. But it was obvious from that embarrassing masturbation circle with Trump in the Israeli Knesset a few months ago that this entire ‘peace’ charade is a ludicrous stage play – one being played out over the ruins of Gaza and its thousands of unrecovered dead bodies.
Moreover, it seems to have gone beyond that now, with Gaza itself apparently not necessarily even being the focal point.
Who has been invited to participate in this momentous Board of Peace?
Well, among them is Tony Blair, who was instrumental in the illegal invasion of Iraq and a war that destabilised the Middle East. Vladimir Putin, who launched the invasion of Ukraine, has also been invited.
The U.A.E, which has sponsored war crimes in Sudan and has been flooding both weapons and mercenaries into multiple countries, has accepted its invitation.
We have harsh dictators like Egypt’s President Abdel Fattah El-Sisi, who’s entire political opposition is in Egyptian jails. President Erdogan, who has violated Syria more times than could be counted and has essentially destroyed Turkish democracy.
Pakistan, which currently has its democratically elected leader in jail after an obvious coup – and has violently suppressed anyone who protested against it.
At this point I’m just going to assume that anyone else who is taking up this offer is equally well-suited to the business of ‘peace’.
Here’s Trump’s full, rambling speech at Davos, concerning this momentous affair.
Best of all, Benjamin Netanyahu himself – the man who has presided over the very war crimes that this peace charade is meant to be resolving – has of course accepted his invitation to the club.
That’s a man who’s wanted by the International Criminal Court, and who has also waged military action in Syria, Lebanon, Qatar and Iran in the passed year, taking his place in the proverbial council of ‘peace’.
Never have comedy and tragedy been so painfully combined and so continuously.
‘Is this what peace looks like…?’ I asked a few months ago, when Trump’s big initiative was announced after that orgy in the Knesset. In their world, yes, apparently, this is what it looks like. I said then that it ‘it may ultimately be peace without justice’.
This ‘Board of Peace’ is going to resemble Lex Luthor gathering the Legion of Doom to discuss how to destroy the Justice League and control the world.
What does ‘peace’ actually mean in the current contexts?
The Nobel committee awarded the ‘peace prize’ to a woman who openly supports war crimes and zealously subscribes to the ‘clash of civilisations’ programming. When I wrote about that last week, I did predict she would hand her ‘peace prize’ to the Zionist-anointed Prince of Peace – but I didn’t think she’d do it so quickly.
So, if the Nobel committee has a weird interpretation of ‘peace’, we can hardly blame Trump and co for twisting and abusing the idea of ‘peace’ to within an inch of its life.
I suppose there are alternative meanings for the word ‘peace’. For example, denoting the absence of noise: as in ‘peace and quiet’.
A graveyard, for example, is very peaceful. Maybe that’s the definition of ‘peace’ they’re going for here. The peace you get in a graveyard. Most of Gaza is, poetically enough, a graveyard. It’s future as a luxury resort is presumably still on the table, especially with Jared Kushner and Benjamin Netanyahu both on the board.
Trump himself meanwhile is the permanent head of this Board of Peace, guaranteed final say on all matters and with the power to veto any decisions.
Which is terrific for all involved, I’m sure. As the Great One himself said, “I can say with certainty that it is the Greatest and Most Prestigious Board ever assembled at any time, any place.”
Meanwhile, as has been repeatedly pointed out, the Palestinians themselves have no representation whatsoever in this club – a club that was supposedly initiated originally to solve the Palestinian issues.
Oddly, Trump and co have already started moving the conversation beyond Gaza, now apparently propping up this Board of Peace as some kind of rival to – or future replacement for – the United Nations.
Only instead of a vaguely democratic institution, it’ll openly be a rich men’s club for those who can afford to buy influence in geopolitical affairs and dictate the fates of largely voiceless populations.
Having the likes of the U.A.E and Israel on a Board of Peace is obviously equivalent to having your local heroin dealer running the drug rehab center.
Maybe that’s part of the point. Maybe, like seemingly everything else these days, it’s just trolling – on an epic scale. Holding up the corruption, iniquity and darkness to our faces, while smirking and giving us the middle finger.
There’s already implications about this organisation being directed towards world affairs (will ‘world peace’ soon be announced?). The Prince of Peace is fulfilling his role, apparently. An ‘everlasting peace’, as Trump previously called it.
Which I have some thoughts on, in terms of Israel/Palestine being the start-point: and how that might be designed to play into prophecy – but I’ll explore that some other time.
For now, it’s all far, far beyond a joke.
