So. The 2026 FIFA World Cup. The biggest show on Earth.
So let’s start with Iran.
The joke online was that Taremi’s backside was offside.


There was almost the sense that Iran’s team wasted their time even showing up for the tournament.
It was from this point on that I started observing the World Cup with a suspicious eye.
In fact, no Paraguayan player received any card. It was as though the officials were under instruction to let the Paraguayans get away with whatever they wanted.
But now let’s come to the game that really destroyed my trust in the competition. Egypt v Argentina.
The alleged foul was so far back in the play that one ex-footballer remarked that any further back would’ve been in the time of Tutankhamun.
The image here, by the way, pretty much captures the moment Salah seems to realise something very dubious is occurring in this game and Egypt aren’t going to win.

After this match, I was convinced the competition was being fixed for Messi.

The World Cup final, however, was an absolute stinker.


As noted earlier, we also need to touch on some of the politics with Argentina too.
Ben-Gvir actually shared a picture of Milei and Lionel Messi at the Western Wall in Jerusalem, saying “We will love those who love Israel. Let’s go, Argentina.”

In the end, it’s hard to say how the 2026 World Cup will even be remembered. For a lot of people, it will be for its awful climax.

Maybe the next World Cup, to be jointly hosted by Morocco, Spain and Portugal, will be a cleaner affair. Though if Infantino is still running FIFA, then we probably shouldn’t hold our breath.

